WHAT I SAID, BUT WOULD NOT YOU LISTEN PEOPLE


Every Friday, this blog will re-post a letter to the editor of the “Crest Top Chronicle” newspaper, to provide a platform for voices from the community concerning some of the real issues raised by the short film “Dead Votes Society.” This week: undead voting activist Zeke Steppinski.

 

NOTE: MR. STEPPINSKI, AN UNDEAD AMERICAN, COMPOSED THIS LETTER WITH THE AID OF GLOBECO’S G2T® GRUNT-TO-TEXT AUTO-TRANSLATION SOFTWARE.

 

      When I started my campaign to regain voting rights for Americans dead at the end of 2010, I had thought that there would be enough time to <<UNKNOWN PHRASING ERROR>> Zombies, nevertheless, are the most precipitously on the increase demon graphic in the USA populace, and as such ask for to have their voices have the sense of hearing. I had no brainwave, on the other hand, the sum of forbearance <<TRANSLATE SERVER ERROR>> indomitable to repudiate my comrades their most axiomatic American right.

            America has from tip to toe defecated racism, and homosexual terror is rapidly befalling a thing of the past, butdiscrimination (and even spurting in the head) against zombies is still far and wide customary. Because of these anti-dead predispositions, efforts at propagandizing zombie suffering have been buggered at every level. And now America is arousing to the aftermaths of their percipience. Every agreeable American’s worst incubus: four more years of Borat Hansen Odorama.

            If zombies had been permissible to particulate in the ballot vote on a coast-to-coast parallel with the ground, every <<OBJECT NOT SET TO A REFERENCE>> we would be looking at the far more to your liking panorama of a Glove Romero dispensation. Just think, no OdorCare with its openly anti-zombie death panels. No blitzes on human handgun rights or religious lack of restrictions. The new dawn of the dead America. But no, you publics just had to persevere with the dead down in the dumps. In a way, it obliges you correctly.  

            Though the 2012 voting is in our rear end, the zombie people entitled to vote can still spasm the deluge in 2016. If you form a junction with us in <<FATAL SYNTAX ERROR>> for the voting rights of all Americans, be they undead or full of beans, simultaneously we can disclaim our terrain from the Socialite-Muzzle Librarian Schema. Only look-in and entreat that it won’t be tardily.

 

ZEKE STEPPINSKY is President of the Arizona Dead Votes Society, a grass-roots organization pushing for zombie suffrage at state and local levels. The views expressed here are his alone and do not reflect those of the administrators of this blog or in fact of anyone, anywhere, ever.